Zé Burns is an aspiring author with too many ideas and not the time or capacity to implement them. With five books written and a dozen more in his head, he finds himself quite busy writing, outlining, and editing.
In his spare time, he reads, daydreams, shoots pool, writes lists, and collects all manner of “cute” things. Zé can be obnoxious at times and boring at others. Fortunately, his friends have a high tolerance for his nonsense.
Born and raised in Seattle, he lives with his cat, Queenie, and a mountain of books that threatens to crush him in his sleep.